In response to her husband’s disparaging toast, the wife delivered a retort so clever that it left him utterly speechless!
Title: A Toast Turned Tale: Nastya’s Remarkable Response to Vitya’s Words
As Nastya celebrated her anniversary, meticulously arranging the table and welcoming guests, her husband Vitya stood to offer a toast. However, his words, likening her age to stages of fruit ripeness, struck a nerve. Undeterred, Nastya gathered her courage and responded:
“While you raise a glass to my youthful days of being as juicy as a peach, you fail to acknowledge the fruit that remains. Not to my playful 30s, likened to champagne’s foam, which you only superficially tasted. Nor to my resilient 40s, compared to cognac’s strength, which you consumed on my behalf. Today, I raise my glass to my 50s, where, like a lemon, I may seem sour to you. Yet, unlike the peach, champagne, or cognac, you’ll find my flavor remains unattainable to you.”
Her words, laced with wit and resilience, left Vitya at a loss for a response, showcasing Nastya’s strength and grace in the face of his thoughtless toast.
